(1) FREE GRPFD™ ON ORDERS OVER $150! NO CODE NEEDED, ADD TO CART!
Will you be scolded or reprimanded by your spouse/partner when a new box shows up in the mail?
Did you forget a birthday, anniversary, or other significant milestone?
Worry no more! Panther City Tactical is here to save the day with the Guilt Reduction / Purchase Forgiveness Device™ (GRPFD™).
The GRPFD™ currently comes in the form of a 4" succulent, hand picked by one of our secondary businesses from a local greenhouse. The vibrant colors, thoughtful consideration, and overall generosity for your loved one will be sure to distract them from your newest tactical upgrade.
If you water your GRPFD™ every 10-14 days and keep it in bright, indirect sunlight (like in a window sill or shaded porch/patio), it will be happy and thrive. So don't do that. Instead, kill it with neglect so that you can buy them another one with your next purchase and buy yourself more time.
*Note: You will receive a random variety of GRPFD™. If you have any specific requests, please put them in the order notes and we will try our best to make it happen.
1 Review
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A purchase for the soul
Since purchasing this, I have become a kinder and more sensitive man. I now read poetry for at least 2 seconds. I am constantly moved to tears by the deeper messages in music. I recommend baby shark, that one is a real tearjerker. Even my days seem brighter, when the sunlight hits my face. After receiving this device, which I have named Kyle, I am truly blessed to have carve this softer side of me, making me a better man overall. I will be sure to take care of Kyle with the instructions that were sent, and perhaps even care for a Kyle II.
